@Hurricanes de la Caroline

Félicitations, cannes! (2025)



Bienvenue à une tradition annuelle. Ils ont finalement réussi à remporter un match de finale de conférence cette fois! Personne ne bat les ouragans seize fois de suite. Les Panthers sont des trolls: ils voulaient juste battre la Caroline chez eux pour maximiser la douleur. Des rats les mangeant vivants par mille amuse-gueules … ou juste ceinture à cul.

36 Comments

  1. Florida is scary good…. Because they’re all grit…. The SCF is going to be lit this year. Hopefully it’s goes to 7 and the ultimate would be overtime in game 7❤

  2. So many jokes, I couldn't watch this video enough times to catch them all.

    I lost it from the start with "Brass Bonanza" and couldn't concentrate for the next two minutes.

    What a great video!

  3. Back in the 1980s the Rangers had a defenseman named Barry Beck-Rangers fans at MSG would chant "shoot the puck, Barry-shoot the puck" because of his penchant for holding on to it. At least it was different than "Potvin Sucks" which STILL gets chanted to this day.

  4. I understand that no small animals were hurt by the making of this video by by urinating tree.

  5. You didn't video on the Clippers and Lakers, Tree!!!

    Knicks got eliminated. They deserve a LOLCow vid. Don't screw this up!

    PS – Always great to see a vid on the team that should have moved to Milwaukee instead of RALEIGH, and has the owner that killed the Alliance of American Football!

  6. No I didn't pull for Florida because I'm salty that the Caps lost in round 2, why do you ask?

  7. After talking all that shit still couldn't top the Rangers from last year 😂

  8. In the final 4 years in Raleigh, the Hurricanes’ average attendance will plummet to 11,776 fans per game and their ticket sales will decline. On April 9, 2029, Tom Dundon will sell the Hurricanes to a Baltimore-based group headed by Steve Bisciotti, David Rubenstein, Jim C. Davis, and Kevin Plank for $1.55 billion, including a relocation fee of $195 million to relocate the Hurricanes to Baltimore, and on April 12, 2029, the NHL Board of Governors will approve the sale and relocation of the Hurricanes to Baltimore in a 31-1 vote (only Capitals owner Ted Leonsis will vote against it), so after 31 years on North Carolina, the Hurricanes will relocate to Baltimore to become the Baltimore Pharaohs and play at the new $1.28 billion 20,000-seat waterfront arena as part of the Baltimore Peninsula redevelopment project in South Baltimore in the 2029-30 NHL season, so the Pharaohs and the Capitals will begin the Beltway rivalry.

  9. Hurricanes fan here. This is fine. At the rate we're improving our ECF performances we'll be back in the Stanley Cup Finals in the year 2082. All according to plan. UNTIL THEN RALEIGH PLEASE DON'T STOP COMING TO OUR GAAAAAAAAAAMES. THAT'S ONLY 58 YEARS AND IF MAPLE LEAFS FANS CAN ENDURE THAT WAIT YOU CAN TOOOOOOO.

  10. I actually think the "New Orleans Saints of hockey" is perfect. They both won championships in the 2000s, and both have had strong periods of contending teams since but have fallen short in the postseason (Saints in 2011, 2017-2020 and Hurricanes basically since 2019). Maybe the only difference is the Hurricanes weren't really considered a cursed/unlucky franchise unlike the Saints until they won although that could be because of their history as the Whalers before moving to North Carolina.

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