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Aaaet c’est pourquoi les Leafs ne gagneront jamais de coupe.


Aaaet c’est pourquoi les Leafs ne gagneront jamais de coupe.

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46 Comments

  2. dherms14

    Prime is actual liquid dogshit if you know anything about hydration and the science of the body

  5. Spocks-Nephew

    “A kid from the desert, playing in the NHL. What are the odds? “

    What an absolute stiff.

  6. Borrow03

    Cingiest shit I’ve seen this year..

  8. Ilkley_dipper

    I hope he earned a big bag for the shame of that

  13. Canada_Checking_In

    Austin Matthews- The first player to take sponsorship money from a shitty source.

  14. Jak-the-Bruin

    I thought this was a satirical photoshop, you’re telling me this is real?!

  15. likeslululemon

    Somebody has blackmail on AM34.

  16. canadachris44

    Please don’t let this be real…

  17. AdultThorr

    How’s the biosteel deal going?

  18. lordmarboo13

    I laugh at the Leafs continual annual fuck ups, but a superstar athlete signing an endorsement like this is par for the course and takes nothing away from the player or organization

  19. Miserable-Lie4257

    Well if he ain’t gonna win, might as well get paid.

  20. FonziesCousin

    Prime vs Bet99?

    no competition in terms of what’s more toxic.

  23. Shiny_Mew76

    I hear Prime has the same amount of caffeine as five cups of coffee, but in a single bottle. That’s essentially poison. Just drink Gatorade, it’s health for you, and won’t give you five cups of coffee worth of caffeine.

    Also how does Paul get around to so many places so easily? I only knew about him purely by hearing of him before he joined WWE, and now he is quite literally a contracted wrestler. He has a match this Saturday. How does he have time to do so many things, and be annoying at all of them?

  24. PepperoniPissa

    At least he looks like a 70s serial killer.

  25. Scamnam

    Because Matthews signed an endorsement deal?

  27. LostBeneathMySkin

    The Leafs will never win a cup cuz their star player gets endorsements? Lmao that’s the stupidest shit I ever heard

  29. Sr_Raisin_bran

    What a selfish move 😒 🙄 😕

  31. SeveralBadMetaphors

    They could’ve photoshopped a better hairline for him.

  32. Killerbaz2000

    Bro if this jinx’s them I stg cause I got a bet with my friends. I know they probably won’t win but I can hope right?

  33. 931634

    is it though .. is mcjesus the reason biosteel went bankrupt too

  34. cyclingnutla

    Last night’s score. Kings 4 – Leafs 1

  35. Detroit_Waster

    Better off drinking Butter’s Creamy Goo

  37. Delgra

    LOGAN PAUL IS A SCUMBAG AND PRIME IS OVER PRICED, OVER HYPED PISS WATER FOR KIDS THAT WERE RAISED BY TIKTOK & YOUTUBE.

  41. NorthernPotato58

    Hope Logan didn’t pay him in crypto

  43. Greedy_Syrup3516

    Matthews just gotta shave that head

  44. Vulcandor

    He looks so uncomfortable in that photo holy shit

  45. AdaptiveCenterpiece

    I know most will think this is a terrible take but I kinda like the jersey without the prime logo.

  46. Biiiiiig-Chungus

    lmao what a fucking death sentence being on a cover with those knuckledragging degenerates

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