« Les Oilers recrutent l’agent libre Milhouse Van Houten ». Anciennement des Springfield Gougers de la Springfield Hockey League.
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« Les Oilers recrutent l’agent libre Milhouse Van Houten ». Anciennement des Springfield Gougers de la Springfield Hockey League.
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Lol 😂
Gets shutout first game, sneaks oilers in final wildcard spot, wins cup. Lol
5M AAV until 2026-27
And backing him up will be the next big thing, Swiss Cheese. Often credited for his incredible ability to make saves completely out of pure luck. Shots either fly out to center ice or deflect to the back of the net. Somehow, he posted an incredible .950SV% and a 0.50GAA in the Swiss Hockey League, and won the award for luckiest goaltender alive. He is said to be potentially a HOFer. A locker room leader, and a part time comedian. Not to mention his multiple Powerball and Mega Million wins. Also a renowned sports better who used to work for Draft Kings after his time in the Swiss Hockey League. He went undrafted, but signed a five year contract with a cap hit of 7.50M per year with the Oilers. Some say this could be the biggest contract steal of the modern era.
Nice guy, makes saves, wins games.
I could’ve been equipment manager, but nooooo…….!
« RALPH WIGGUM LOST HIS SHIN GUARD!!! HACK THE BONE!!!!!! HACK THE BONE!!!!!!! »
My favourite ever episode right behing « Lisa The Greek »
Still moves more, farther, and faster than oilers defence.
Next victim of Dustin Schwartz, goalie coach and career killer.
Goooldberrrrg
And it’s still an improvement.
My favorite episode lol
Oilers new MVP for the 2023-2024 season
Honestly… may be an improvement
3.17 Goals Against per game last year. 4.00 Goals Against this year. Blame bad goal tending.
4.00 Goals For per game last year. 2.90 Goals for per game this year. …shit…Blame bad goal tending.
Hey Skinner, way to blow!