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Félicitations, flammes! (2019)



Penser que je pensais que cette équipe avait changé ses habitudes et s’était arrêté avec la sous-performance. Ils ont juste attendu jusqu’en avril pour décevoir tout le monde … encore une fois. Juste un autre jour de sous-performance pour le cirque familial des Flames. J’aimerais pouvoir être surpris, mais je serai juste énervé pour le faux espoir qu’ils m’ont donné au cours de l’année.

50 Comments

  1. I’m so furious at the flames that at this point I’m hoping that Calgary falls too much in debt to keep an NHL team and moves them to another city so I don’t have to keep cheering for more disappointment every season

  2. The Flames accidentally melted the 3 feet of snow that was holding Colorado back.

    So hot that they caused an Avalanche.

  3. Yo TREE. Love your videos and have been subscribed for what seems like forever. All ways forces a laugh out of me even if it at the expense of my Jets. With the AAF colapsing and the NFL season months away, i was wondering if you might be up to making a few videos on the upcoming Canadian Football League season. Preseason starts in about a month. Best of widshes and Go Bombers GO!

  4. I live in Calgary and I don't even like the flames, all they do is choke once they make it into the playoffs.

  5. The Flames' playoff hopes just got snowed in. Looks like the fire burned out cold.

  6. Dear: Calgary Flames

    We don't always make the playoffs, but when we do, WE ALWAYS FINISH BETTER THAN YOU DO.
    Stay thirsty, my friends!

    Signed,

    The Edmonton Oilers

  7. The season they had that led to the on ice equivalent of rectal prolapse and now they're playing like absolutely garbage. I'm disgusted in this team and I don't know why I still cheer for them

  8. 2020: same thing as this video. Only, blow 3-0 first period lead and lose 7-3 IN A FUCKING ELIMINATION GAME. God, why do I still cheer for this useless team?

  9. The flames have to be thanking and kissing the feet of the lightning because they took away the spotlight from them losing

  10. My Internet crapped out at the "Esteemed Hall of Illusions" and thought for a sec that was some fancy, story-building stop-editing.
    …………I don't know why I decided to share this, but……
    Enjoy.

  11. Sheeeeeeesh. Smith just can't get a break can he? Three years later and he's still getting burnt by the Avs.

  12. It's like they never left Atlanta. Shame too, would have loved to see the family circus expand to the Hawks, Flacons, and Braves, Tree would be treating it like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show where he would say "Come one, come all to the Atlanta family circus. Look at our Braves with their stolen college chants continuing the agony and frustration for all fans, your parents saw it for years. Excluding 2021 we were cancelled that year due to an incident at Houston. And in 1995 when some of the Braves decided to unionize as Indians in Cleveland. And continue on with our magnificent bird show. Look at how our Falcons and Hawks are continuingly laying eggs in the air that fall to the ground reducing their air time as they come crumbling down like an imploded building. Oh how we will never forgot the spectacular year of 1998-99 where our Dirty Birds made it to the biggest agony where they were trampled by Broncos, or 2016-17 where they lay 28 eggs in our biggest out scoring clutch ever recorded. Only to see those eggs fall and break as Patriot Pat kept making more eggs somehow as our star birds Matt Ryan and Julio Jones and their handler Kyle Shanahan suddenly went missing. If you have seen them, please call us on this number on our milk carton we are worried sick. Although we heard reports that Kyle's father, Mike, may have wanted to relive 98-99 and kidnapped them all. And don't forget our other birds with our Hawks being impaled by Bucks in the third round. Look how they are not even trying to finish the show. Yes, enjoy the Atlanta Family Circus where everyone of all ages can experience agony and frustration. No refunds, even if the show ends too soon in a sweep."

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