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Caufield would find a way to snipe it in the top of the net
New-Bid-5835
Something wong with the goalie. badum tsk!
MashYeti
If all goalies were like this Caufield would score 100+ goals every season.
JohnyZoom
An NHL sniper would totally pick apart these holes
Unless your idea is making montembault look good compared to him, then yes, it would work
Prestigious-Tank-909
Modern problems require modern solutions 🤷♂️
Dadadoes
Hiroshi Yamangémamoto is the missing ~~pièce~~ unit
Gorgofromns
Caulfield could still score.
Blue-Bologna
No more AI slop please
RogerTichborne
Former Isles owner Charles Wang once seriously asked his GM about doing this.
Beniwa
Can you still pull the goalie? Or do you need to push him?
tony20z
Max gear dimensions would mean they would have a lot of exposed areas. And considering how players can still find the smallest holes against NHL goalies who can move, someone of this size who can’t move has no chance, as seen in the videos linked.
GMPollock24
It’s funny that there are some positions in sports that don’t require someone to look athletic. Prime example would be pitchers for MLB or an offensive line in the NFL. But make no mistake, those guys athleticism would surprise you most of the time. That said, you need great reflexes and you do need athleticism to play goal in hockey. Without those you won’t be able to react quick enough.
>He simply needs to stay conscious. At risk of being morbid, this man knows his days are numbered soon anyways. There’s a high likelihood he’d prefer to go out with a blaze of glory. He’d make millions and be a hero to millions more.
Burgergold
NYI owner tried to convince his GM to draft/use a sumo in goal.
Far-Alps-6641
Nope missing a helmet….
Significant_Gain5835
Why don’t teams do this? Someone must have tried, right?
RedStormRising17
So, the Habs need to scout people on My 600-Hundred Pound Life. Nice.
Any_Peanut93
Didn’t one of the Islanders owners try this in the early 2000s?
Piccione_Sol
Yes it would be legal. Thats actually what they do in lacrosse.
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Ca marche pas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
Pas illégal, vraiment
Pas pratique, vraiment
No no goalie mask illegal
There are no humans this size. The ones that come close are severely handicapped
I thought that was Roman Cechmanek
Illegal, need a helmet

That’s what Monty used to look like last year, I miss him
Even if, Cole is sniping that all day. No one covers 24 square feet.
https://i.redd.it/pr3xhbwgfyfg1.gif
Caufield would find a way to snipe it in the top of the net
Something wong with the goalie. badum tsk!
If all goalies were like this Caufield would score 100+ goals every season.
An NHL sniper would totally pick apart these holes
Unless your idea is making montembault look good compared to him, then yes, it would work
Modern problems require modern solutions 🤷♂️
Hiroshi Yamangémamoto is the missing ~~pièce~~ unit
Caulfield could still score.
No more AI slop please
Former Isles owner Charles Wang once seriously asked his GM about doing this.
Can you still pull the goalie? Or do you need to push him?
Max gear dimensions would mean they would have a lot of exposed areas. And considering how players can still find the smallest holes against NHL goalies who can move, someone of this size who can’t move has no chance, as seen in the videos linked.
It’s funny that there are some positions in sports that don’t require someone to look athletic. Prime example would be pitchers for MLB or an offensive line in the NFL. But make no mistake, those guys athleticism would surprise you most of the time. That said, you need great reflexes and you do need athleticism to play goal in hockey. Without those you won’t be able to react quick enough.
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damn the user who posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/xoxke7/yes_the_worlds_largest_man_would_be_the_worlds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) deleted their account, depriving us of a record of their analysis… but i always enjoyed that the paint image they drew was with a Habs ‘uniform’ lol
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i found one quote from it though lol;
>He simply needs to stay conscious. At risk of being morbid, this man knows his days are numbered soon anyways. There’s a high likelihood he’d prefer to go out with a blaze of glory. He’d make millions and be a hero to millions more.
NYI owner tried to convince his GM to draft/use a sumo in goal.
Nope missing a helmet….
Why don’t teams do this? Someone must have tried, right?
So, the Habs need to scout people on My 600-Hundred Pound Life. Nice.
Didn’t one of the Islanders owners try this in the early 2000s?
Yes it would be legal. Thats actually what they do in lacrosse.
No. He needs a mask