I’ve always wondered who launders the ref’s uniforms?
LinkToThe_Past
When do they get cataract simulator contact lenses put in?
Top-West-3775
10 sets of “I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref”
Absolutely_Adequate
Now I understand why they can’t make a decent call, didn’t see a single pregame beer or hot dog.
Greyfox2283
6pm, log into his bet DSI account.
Sad_Establishment875
Lol, its like they think they’re people!
Empty-Discount5936
Left out the part where they receive bribes
aneCnhoJ
6:45pm – Conspire
DescriptionUnknown
7:18pm, don’t drop the puck, then get upset at the players for no reason…
JonAnikis-shit
Where do they keep their water dish?
CanuckCoup
Limbering up so they can f@ck certain teams over
DoughnutPassGo
Gotta make sure you stretch those quads before you spend 3 periods on your knees blowing a sunbelt team.
NickdoesnthaveReddit
This is a cool insight but Kelly Sutherland has a different routine.
Instead of this: Kelly shows up, starts burning a bunch of rule books, punches a kitten, asks chatgpt what hockey is, sends unsolicited videos of himself jumping up and down to random paralyzed kids, then farts into his own water bottle and hits the ice.
spaceBar31fn
Where the part where they read the email Bettman sent them to find out who’s gonna win the game?
KoontFace
1.Arrive at arena.
2.blow Sidney Crosby.
3. Talk Gary off over the phone and receive the night’s instructions.
4. Wipe all the jizz into your eyes.
5. Face off.
joellecarnes
OP, I know you’re getting a lot of jokes about refs on this, but I gotta say that I’m writing a book with a hockey referee as a character and seeing this video with timestamps just helped me figure out the last bits I needed to finally work out the ref’s gameday routine. bless you 🙏🏻
richardrumpus
I’m giving this video 2 minute for embellishment!
Concurrency_Bugs
Did the video cut out? I didn’t see them spray pepper spray into their own eyes.
Specialist-Ad-9371
Nice try PR, AZAB.
PhilRattlehead
Guys, I know they are far from perfect. But reading your comments, no wonder the little leagues are missing a bunch of ref. Common guys…
Shortbusrules
Missed the bit where they profligate themselves in front of the Bettman effigy
Ok_Volume3211
9:48 pm bettman Cash App notification
Notouchmyguys
When do they place their bets ??
FlawedHotDog
Fucking hosers
itsmeonmobile
What a thankless job. I am not gonna thank them, but still.
TheBrahminSteak
When do they take their bets and accept their bribes?
Proof-Painting-9127
Forgot the part where they talk with their bookies
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I’ve always wondered who launders the ref’s uniforms?
When do they get cataract simulator contact lenses put in?
10 sets of “I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref”
Now I understand why they can’t make a decent call, didn’t see a single pregame beer or hot dog.
6pm, log into his bet DSI account.
Lol, its like they think they’re people!
Left out the part where they receive bribes
6:45pm – Conspire
7:18pm, don’t drop the puck, then get upset at the players for no reason…
Where do they keep their water dish?
Limbering up so they can f@ck certain teams over
Gotta make sure you stretch those quads before you spend 3 periods on your knees blowing a sunbelt team.
This is a cool insight but Kelly Sutherland has a different routine.
Instead of this: Kelly shows up, starts burning a bunch of rule books, punches a kitten, asks chatgpt what hockey is, sends unsolicited videos of himself jumping up and down to random paralyzed kids, then farts into his own water bottle and hits the ice.
Where the part where they read the email Bettman sent them to find out who’s gonna win the game?
1.Arrive at arena.
2.blow Sidney Crosby.
3. Talk Gary off over the phone and receive the night’s instructions.
4. Wipe all the jizz into your eyes.
5. Face off.
OP, I know you’re getting a lot of jokes about refs on this, but I gotta say that I’m writing a book with a hockey referee as a character and seeing this video with timestamps just helped me figure out the last bits I needed to finally work out the ref’s gameday routine. bless you 🙏🏻
I’m giving this video 2 minute for embellishment!
Did the video cut out? I didn’t see them spray pepper spray into their own eyes.
Nice try PR, AZAB.
Guys, I know they are far from perfect. But reading your comments, no wonder the little leagues are missing a bunch of ref. Common guys…
Missed the bit where they profligate themselves in front of the Bettman effigy
9:48 pm bettman Cash App notification
When do they place their bets ??
Fucking hosers
What a thankless job. I am not gonna thank them, but still.
When do they take their bets and accept their bribes?
Forgot the part where they talk with their bookies
Man, their locker room sucks.
Dont forget the blackout contacts