The Kraken one is awesome. The Blue Jackets one will haunt me for the rest of my days.
longhorndr
I’m sorry. Does that jersey say Washington Anals?!?
T1sofun
The codpiece on the Vegas mascot is lovely.
HolyMeowzah
Sens solidify it for me. You’ve got the badass Knights, why doesn’t the sens look remotely like that? Instead you’ve got a weird ass looking owl/zoidberg
stouf761
I abandon Victor E and take whatever that FNAF gummy bear lookin thing is
zaronce
I’m a simple man. I like anals and nip
trippingtrips13
Why is the hurricanes a yeti? Wouldn’t that fit better for Colorado?
Savings-Log-2709
Predator dude is horrific
ManicPixieOldMaid
What’s a Cavivees? These are so insane I both love and fear them.
snark_enterprises
Go Cavivees!
Ubaloo10
The Blue Jackets guy looks like he might stab you
Grand-Imagination925
Tampa
chip_guy
Who the hell is the NIPS? Anals is absolutely amazing. Vegas looks bad ass. Oilers looks like he just screams random things at me and has a helmet because he hits his head too much. Kraken has to be the top though
Insomniac_Tales
I kind of dig the children’s version of Gritty. Coming soon to Sesame Street.
Anxious-Orange-5419
Well the Wild one looks better than Nordy.
bruins4life6191991
Lol clearly not enough bear mascots
TheyCallMeBen_
Blue Jacket’s mascot is straight out of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
Toxicracer
I mean that pretty much looks like our fan base after all we’ve been through…
ArferMorgan
Classic Cavivees mascot.
DampfGecko
The Blackhawk’s mascot has… seen things
chaos0517
Obviously the Vegas Golden Knights mascot looks the best. But I’m kinda digging the Kraken 😂
encyclopediabananica
Damn the Golden Knight guy is PACKING 😳🥵
WhenTheFunStops89
Worst? It feels like seeing an alternate universe where most of the teams tried to be as great as Gritty.
Last-Amphibian-7546
Oh boy, I sure do love the CTIEFFURUE and the Oloroio Lane Leres
Historical-Dish8013
There’s something deeply unsettling about that St. Louis mascot…
SPzero65
I don’t know, but I am forever referring to the Maple Leafs as the « Lane Leres » from this moment forward.
isweariamhumanlol
Ducks mascot looks like Dolan. RAEP TIEM
(yes, I’m THAT old)
No_Joke_568
They made Gritty hairless
greenpill98
Ok, that Predators mascot is downright terrifying. It’s perfect.
The Golden Knights one isn’t too shabby, either.
OldSoulAudio
I’m sorry but a lot of these are pretty dope
ruinedbyconversation
Gotta be Columbus
KimJongPewnTang
Chicago ended up with the Angry Birds character, and I’m pretty sure the Columbus one shows up when you’re stuck in sleep paralysis.
TheWeebDepot
That Knight horrifies me.
usmc_delete
Omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
ruinedbyconversation
Only this Columbus will ever win, worlds creepiest mascot contest
Yung_Corneliois
Gritty looks like he got off drugs and is having a better life lol.
Leafs mascot looks like Buoy’s little brother.
Detroit… what happened?
scarlet_fire_77
I kinda like the Blues guy. Sgt Pepper vibes.
Parkway-D
The Flames one looks like a pissed off Lanny McDonald after someone shaved off his mustache while he was sleeping.
Expensive-Republic-2
« wow the penguins and Capitals are bad. Holy fuck THE BLUE JACKETS!!! »
jackibunn
Washington and Minnesota repping the bloods is just so funny to me
Substantial_Mirror17
St Louis isnt bad actually
GoldMonk44
I mean the dead eyes on the Penguins mascot are something else lol
DIYrDIE
Oilers mascot looks like a typical oilers fan.
Sunswine64
I very much dislike the 3 fingered CTIEFFURUE mascot
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The worst? Oilers and Canucks for me.
That’s a sad looking penguin
Tampa for sure
The Kraken one is awesome. The Blue Jackets one will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I’m sorry. Does that jersey say Washington Anals?!?
The codpiece on the Vegas mascot is lovely.
Sens solidify it for me. You’ve got the badass Knights, why doesn’t the sens look remotely like that? Instead you’ve got a weird ass looking owl/zoidberg
I abandon Victor E and take whatever that FNAF gummy bear lookin thing is
I’m a simple man. I like anals and nip
Why is the hurricanes a yeti? Wouldn’t that fit better for Colorado?
Predator dude is horrific
What’s a Cavivees? These are so insane I both love and fear them.
Go Cavivees!
The Blue Jackets guy looks like he might stab you
Tampa
Who the hell is the NIPS? Anals is absolutely amazing. Vegas looks bad ass. Oilers looks like he just screams random things at me and has a helmet because he hits his head too much. Kraken has to be the top though
I kind of dig the children’s version of Gritty. Coming soon to Sesame Street.
Well the Wild one looks better than Nordy.
Lol clearly not enough bear mascots
Blue Jacket’s mascot is straight out of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
I mean that pretty much looks like our fan base after all we’ve been through…
Classic Cavivees mascot.
The Blackhawk’s mascot has… seen things
Obviously the Vegas Golden Knights mascot looks the best. But I’m kinda digging the Kraken 😂
Damn the Golden Knight guy is PACKING 😳🥵
Worst? It feels like seeing an alternate universe where most of the teams tried to be as great as Gritty.
Oh boy, I sure do love the CTIEFFURUE and the Oloroio Lane Leres
There’s something deeply unsettling about that St. Louis mascot…
I don’t know, but I am forever referring to the Maple Leafs as the « Lane Leres » from this moment forward.
Ducks mascot looks like Dolan. RAEP TIEM
(yes, I’m THAT old)
They made Gritty hairless
Ok, that Predators mascot is downright terrifying. It’s perfect.
The Golden Knights one isn’t too shabby, either.
I’m sorry but a lot of these are pretty dope
Gotta be Columbus
Chicago ended up with the Angry Birds character, and I’m pretty sure the Columbus one shows up when you’re stuck in sleep paralysis.
That Knight horrifies me.
Omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Only this Columbus will ever win, worlds creepiest mascot contest
Gritty looks like he got off drugs and is having a better life lol.
Leafs mascot looks like Buoy’s little brother.
Detroit… what happened?
I kinda like the Blues guy. Sgt Pepper vibes.
The Flames one looks like a pissed off Lanny McDonald after someone shaved off his mustache while he was sleeping.
« wow the penguins and Capitals are bad. Holy fuck THE BLUE JACKETS!!! »
Washington and Minnesota repping the bloods is just so funny to me
St Louis isnt bad actually
I mean the dead eyes on the Penguins mascot are something else lol
Oilers mascot looks like a typical oilers fan.
I very much dislike the 3 fingered CTIEFFURUE mascot
This whole thing made me absurdly happy.
My vote is either Columbus or Ottawa