Dude attended a bunch of different hockey schools where he learned how to get under the skin of Canadians nation wide.
MJsparklez
Watch the Embedded the Sabres did on him a few months back.. it’s gold. It definitely goes into his Carney childhood
I’ll try and find the link.
Joey_Skylynx
Benson’s future is starting a Savannah Banana-style hockey team for doing exhibition matches at local beer leagues.
IKnowPhysics
Meowijuana666
Professional jester
Time_Ad_9647
Small hands. Smells like cabbage.
TheDonutcon
Imagine how big he woulda been if he wasn’t fed corn dogs and popcorn for the first 10 years of his life…
dunchtime
What a backstory. This is kind of amazing.
sequineddoomcloud
you can’t convince me otherwise that this is the secret to why Benson is so good at what he does, like he unlocked a shortcut to being so good at annoying other players.
supergirlsudz
Born in 2005 😭
HarambeWest2020
86pts / 30gp at Yale, you can’t teach that!
Brendandalf
86 points in 30 games?! What a monster.
timmeedski
Sir(or ma’am) your bandwagon is showing.
thebuckleup
bro has Robins origin story
Andhrimnir4all
When I text my kid « My Carny Rat Fucker just scored! » he texts back « BENNYYYYY »!!!
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BEEENNNNYYYYYY
Dude attended a bunch of different hockey schools where he learned how to get under the skin of Canadians nation wide.
Watch the Embedded the Sabres did on him a few months back.. it’s gold. It definitely goes into his Carney childhood
I’ll try and find the link.
Benson’s future is starting a Savannah Banana-style hockey team for doing exhibition matches at local beer leagues.
Professional jester
Small hands. Smells like cabbage.
Imagine how big he woulda been if he wasn’t fed corn dogs and popcorn for the first 10 years of his life…
What a backstory. This is kind of amazing.
you can’t convince me otherwise that this is the secret to why Benson is so good at what he does, like he unlocked a shortcut to being so good at annoying other players.
Born in 2005 😭
86pts / 30gp at Yale, you can’t teach that!
86 points in 30 games?! What a monster.
Sir(or ma’am) your bandwagon is showing.
bro has Robins origin story
When I text my kid « My Carny Rat Fucker just scored! » he texts back « BENNYYYYY »!!!